January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
19 posts
HelloGiggles.com on Tumblr: helenrodriguez: “We... →
helenrodriguez:
“We have this fear of “pressuring” a guy. God forbid you ask to know where the relationship stands, God forbid you make him commit to you. Let me tell you something, there are PLENTY of guys out there who would love to commit to you. And they are what we call men. Grown ass…
So the moral of the story is: own the penis.
something to make you feel fuzzy and importante. →
yoga pants: the new clothes
Last week I saw an ad for “Cuddl Duds”. Much like lululemon, Cuddl Duds makes fantastically comfy leggings, shirts, pants, hoodies, and onesies formfitting enough for you to be taken seriously leaving the house. The days of feeling lazy for wearing sweatpants and cut off t-shirts to work are over. Now you can walk into any occasion feeling just as fab and cozy as a 45 year old first-time mom who...
A Message To Women From A Man →
glennboozan:
Dicaprio, Pitt, Clooney, go blow yourselves.
Guys like these are fucking sexy.
Nominations for the house christmas card.
we voted tony the sexiest.
My Roommate
Me: Do you have any std's or anything?
JC: No, I don't.
Me: When's the last time you checked?
JC: A month an a half ago.
Me: And you really don't have anything...
JC: Ya, I was surprised too.
did i tell you guys...
about the time i got my bangs cut by a gay man whose hands wreaked of vagina. so the standing question is:
How does a gay man find a vagina to dip his hands into?!?!?!
Pitchork Gives Childish Gambino a 1.6 →
and i giggle for hours at a time.
man up, JB.
Justin Bieber. You literally look like a woman. I get it, you’re cool, you’re urban, you’re where it’s at. But earrings? Sir, you’ve taken it too far. Your pink glossed lips and freshly waxed eyebrows were enough, but now you’ve added two giant pieces of glitter to each side of your head and…I just…How could you!?!?! I had dreams of molesting you....
November 2011
23 posts
Ya...no.
Random Guy At Party: I used to work at Nordstrom.
Me: Oh cool.
RGAP: Yup. Just a matter of time before ya get fired for stealing.
Me: Uh...not really.
***no but really, everyone hates you.
So if you have skin then you probably have student loans. But for those of you who don’t: everyone hates you***. I took out student loans for the same reason as everyone else: I forgot I’d actually have to pay them back.
You see, you get approved for loans and immediately think:
I’m gonna get so educated! True.
I’m gonna get so drunk! True.
I’m gonna be rich when...
Then I showed him pictures.
Me: Do you know what Toxic Shock Syndrome is?
Boyfriend: No. What is it?
Me: Well...
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Click The Music →
Take Care by Drake (Ft. Rihanna)
Warning: You may leave the party looking cooler than you walked in.
Listen with Caution.
October 2011
3 posts
1 tag
My friend only has 1 leg. This is her Halloween... →
September 2011
7 posts