What I learned In Real Life.

Why hello. It is so nice to see you again. If you do not remember, my name is Marlena, and I am a comedy person in in Chicago. I do stand up, and tour with The Second City. You can find me on the internets.


@MarlenaRodrigz
http://marlenarodriguez.com/
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Who I Follow

smartgirlsattheparty:

huffingtonpostwomen:

Happy Birthday, Amy Poehler!

Thank you, huffingtonpostwomen

Girls face so many challenges and people are constantly telling them they can’t do things, they can’t be funny, they can’t run the companies. My advice is just not to focus on anyone telling you that you can’t do anything or the politics of your situation. Just think about your art, or that thing you want to do.

(via feynificent)

We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.
Amy Poehler from the updated version of “Live From New York”. (via elizabethtinafeys)

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okaywork:

when you wanna call somebody out but then you remember you’re too grown to be acting petty

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Listen. I wish I could tell it gets better, but… it doesn’t get better. YOU get better.

You think it’s been easy? I’ve gone up, I’ve gone down, I’ve been bankrupt, I’ve been broke. But you do it. And you do it because… because we love it more than anything else. That’s why you’re doing it.

You want a real job, honey, there are a million things you can do. But what we do is not a job — sounds so stupid — what we do is a calling, my dear.

We make people happy.

It’s a calling.

Joan Rivers, Louie (via talkingbreakfast)

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adumbscotts:

CLOWNS

THIS IS DOWN THE STREET FROM ME WHAT IS HAPPPENING.

(via chrisprattings)

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

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@prattprattpratt throwing out the first pitch at the #cubs game with a @grootguys hat on! @WGNRadio @gamechicago (x)

wtf when did this happen why didn’t i know WHAT THE FUCK.
@prattprattpratt throwing out the first pitch at the #cubs game with a @grootguys hat on! @WGNRadio @gamechicago (x)

wtf when did this happen why didn’t i know WHAT THE FUCK.

- The New Yorker

"How do you make new friends?" Unqualified Advice with Jenny Slate [x]

i don’t think this is bad advice.

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