What I learned In Real Life.

Why hello. It is so nice to see you again. If you do not remember, my name is Marlena, and I am a comedy person in in Chicago. I do stand up, and tour with The Second City. You can find me on the internets.


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this is what i imagine a married woman’s vagina looks to look like.

-Julia Louis-Dreyfus :O

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Check out Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch’s old two-woman show Dratch & Fey.

this is the most brilliant and so inspiring and amazing i love it. it also reminds me the power in writing. i’ve been stressing myself out lately about not being the best improviser in the world and this reminds me that’s dumb, chill out. Also once, in real life, i heard tina fey say that improv gave her the sweats, so that too.

darrenmiller:

thecomicscomic:

Montreal’s New Faces 2014: Just For Laughs

The list is out!

MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI! MIKE ANTONUCCI!!!!!

so proud of erryone on this list!!!!!!!I#(#)#)

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.
Jack Handey (via fuckyeahjackhandey)
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
Jack Handey (via fuckyeahjackhandey)

thecomedybureau:

Last night, Nathan For You premiered its second season and showed us all the power of a Ghost Realtor. Nathan Fielder aimed to make a realtor stand out against the competition by promising to sell houses that are free of ghastly presences.

This is simply amazing. Watch it here.

Chris Rock joking about Scandal at the 2014 BET Awards

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Chelsea Peretti created this site 12 years ago. still grateful.

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An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood by Sarah Baker.

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